晒一下收到的骗子邮件。。不知道为什么看了很想笑。。

zeroround

第一封
Dearest One,
  Complement of the day I am David Nana the only Son of late Mr and Mrs Smith Nana, I contacted you after praying and fasting for God's direction in search of a honest and sincere person who will sincerely assist me in this transaction, I believe that my contact with you is not by chance but for the good will of almighty God to be done in our life is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country, Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk, confiding in someone to succeed in this life. Please and Please, Do not be embarrassed, I prayed for God's direction to find a honest and truthful person in my life cause I find it difficult to find one here because of my father's reputation as a wealthy person here before his sudden death, leaving me inheritance of fortune worth Seven million American dollars ($7,000,000 America dollars )
My intension is to transfer this money to your country for investment on a lucrative business which you will manage together with me, I decided to contact you, seeking for your honest and sincere assistance because I am too young to handle this transaction, I will give you more information and my photos as soon as I hear from you. I have decided to offer you 15% of the total amount of money as a compensation for your efforts input in this transaction, that is just for your honest and sincere assistance to me, then you handle and control the investment while i continue my education there in your country and joins you in the investment as soon as i finish my education there. I will fly to meet you there in your country for the investment and to start my new life with you as soon you confirm my only inheritance there and i hope to establishing a rewarding and good relationship with you.
I am waiting to hear from you as soon as possible.
Thanks sincerely assist me
David Nana.
第二封
Hi Dearest,
Kind regards, I am Miss. Rita,tall,slim,fair,and a very good looking girl that loves traveling and dancing, a student,that loves to be loved,kindly permit my contacting you through this Email: ritatitu011@w.cn
I am compelled to contact you via this medium for obvious reasons which you will understand when we discuss details of my proposition. Please i will like you to reply to me through my mail so that we will know each other very well,
i am looking forward to your positive confirmation to enable us have an important discussion then we will start from there which will include my introduction,i will send my Profile Picture later.
Thanks and God bless,
Miss. Rita.
第三封
Dearest One
I will really like to have a good relationship with you. I promise you all that makes up a defined and a refined Trust and I have a special reason why i decided to contact you. I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here, I am Miss Goodluck Jones, 24 years old girl from Liberia, the only daughter of Late Dr.Peter Prince Jones, the then one of the government officials under the leadership of president Charles Taylor who is now in exile after many innocent souls were killed. My father was killed of coup attempt accuse by government of Charles Taylor .
I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I'm receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved father. Meanwhile I wanted to escape to the Europe but she hide away my international passport and other valuable travelling documents. Luckily, she did not discover where I kept my father's file which contains important documents. So, I decided to run to the refuge camp where I'm presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refuge here in Dakar, Republic of Senegal. I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your country or any-where you might recommend.
My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of Five Million,Five hundred thousand pounds, (?, 500, 000.00) some-where with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the necessay proofs on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund. As you will help me in an investment, I will also like to complete my studies when I will come over to you as I was in my 1st year in the university when the crisis started. It is my intention to compensate you with 35% of the total money for your services and kind assistance, while the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.
As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest, I will put things into action immediately and will educate you more.. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. I am staying at the female hostel here in the refuge camp. Please, keep this transaction to your self only. Do not disclose it to any one till the fund is transfered to you. I promise you sincerity and honest over this our relationship and will alway trust you forever.
I expect your honest and earliest reply.
Yours Sincerely,
MissGoodluck Jones

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hitomi2010

好长的邮件额

wateriscold

看了看   写得挺有意思的    骗子太低估了咱们中国人的实力了

lanxiaxia

我也收到类似的邮件，很搞笑......


Dear Friend,
I hope my email meets you and your family in good health,
Please allow me to introduce my self to you. I'm Mr. Paul Jenkins from London, I was the personal assistant to late Mr. Changpu F. Dingbang a citizen of china who passed away after a critical illness.  Mr. Changpu F. Dingbang was a well known philanthropist, one who like's to care for the needy without giving a second thought.
During the life time of Mr. Changpu F. Dingbang, I perform a variety of services for him such as Ghost writing for him, listen to him as he think out loud, gathering information's for him, explaining his directives to his subordinates and also explaining the views of his subordinate to him.  He was a very kind man.
Before the death of Mr. Changpu F. Dingbang, he wrote a will stating that his £15,000000 GBP( Fifteen Million Pounds ), should be donated to orphanage homes, there is also a secret stipulation in the "WILL" which states that after one year of his death a beneficiary will make contact with his attorney for the claiming of the funds.
But it has been three good years now and nobody had made any contact with the attorney to claim that he or She is the sole benefactor of late Mr. Changpu F. Dingbang, and it's my ultimate ambition to execute the "WILL" of late Mr. Changpu F. Dingbang,  because for the past five months some greedy governmental personnel are trying to confiscate the funds. For this reason i have been soughting for opportunity to get someone to stand as the sole benefactor of late Mr. Changpu F. Dingbang.
You and i know's that there are lot of orphans out there which this fund can change their life for good. This is why i am solicitation for you to act as the benefactor of late Mr. Changpu F. Dingbang,so that the funds will be process and transfer to you, and your only obligation is to disburse the said funds to orphanage homes.
All i requested of you is your trust and confidentiality to make this deal a successful one. Please if you have any question to ask before i go further, don't hesitate to ask, i will be very happy to answer your questions.
I hope to hear from you soon.
Yours Sincerely
Mr. Paul Jenkins